Sunday, November 21, 2010

Upwardly Mobile.


This post is not about the socio-economic advancment of mah people.

its about these smart bishes,

France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Queen Rania Al Abdullah of Jordan, and Wendi Murdoch, wife of media magnate and founder of News Corporation, Rupert Murdoch.

Queen Rania Al Abdullah,Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Pictures & Photos

Look at them.
All smiles.
I bet.
With titles like First Lady, Queen, and Your Resident Rich Bish.
I too, would be all smiles.

But of them all,
Wendi received the short end of the stick.
Yes the bish is bananas rich, but have you seen her husband?
At least King Abdullah II and President Nicolas Sarkozy are decent looking middle aged men.

If  I were Wendi,
I would find solace in the fact that my wrist is always iced and focus on a humanitarian effort.
or two.
Because that looks like her Grandpapi.
and he looks so happy to have a PYT.
Yo go Rupert!

But ya know what?

The one who owns this is:


As I am not an official journalist, subjected to journalistic ethics,
I can post heresy,
and dare I say,
I hear that Kate spoke Royalty into fruition as early as her pre-teens.

Apparently, at 11, she would tell her family she would eventually marry Prince William.
That's fine.
That's like ten year old me saying I was going to marry Usher.

But wait.
Kate was smarter than you,
and I.

She attended University of St. Andrews because that's where Prince William was announced to attend.
She took a gap year because he did, as to ensure she was around enough to entice him with her lady wiles and make him fall in Love with the Middleton.

Do you know what this deserves?




And I'm not even mad at it.
I congratulate her execution.
While I do not condone marrying for an/ with an agenda,
one has to admit,
this needs two snaps of Well Done.
And also, she dresses well, so naturally, I like her.

Their relationship has spanned seven years.
The process may have been contrived, but the end result,
nonetheless is Real.

Real Love.

Real Rich.

That bish just made herself

Real Royalty. 

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