Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Will of Will.

Ingrid Newkirk is the founder of All Sapphic Sisters Against Lipstick Lezzies and Silly Shows Called The L Word. 

Haha, Jk. 

But doesn't she look like your stereotypical Thespian Lesbian, at least when I was three thats what I imagined they looked like. Like Jane Lynch. 
But less funny. 

Haha, Jk. 

Ingrid Newkirk is the founder and President of Don't Wear That Rabbit Fur Or We Will Straight Tomato Ya Ass in Front of Your Fancy Pants Charity Ball at the Met (DWTRFOWWSTYAIFOYFPCBATM) 
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals 

Her Will proves that she is a true crazy bish activist and understands the art of purposeful shock publicity. 

A few excerpts:

c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child (Really though, Ingrid?), offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing innocent animals, such as elephants, in order that we might use their body parts for household items and decorations;

d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;

e. That my pointing finger be delivered to Kenneth Feld, owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, or to a circus museum to stand as the “Greatest Accusation on Earth” on behalf of the countless elephants, lions, tigers, bears, and other animals who have been kidnapped from their families and removed from their homelands in India, Thailand, Africa, and South America and deprived of all that is natural and pleasant to them, abused, and forced into involuntary servitude for the sake of cheap entertainment; 

This Will has been floating around the internet for months now, but if you haven't seen it in its entirety Go Here
Trust me when I say, 
it only gets better. 

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